:/

I wonder how the world got the way it did, not saying it’s bad or anything.

I just wonder how the social norms and rules came about.

I wish the extinct animals would come back,

cept maybe dinosaurs.

They’d eat my dogs. 

Damn I’m a hateful son’bitch.

The news just announced that according to studies at UCLA, high fructose corn syrup sugar can lead to brain deficiencies and for the brain to run slower.

Enjoy being a retarded fuck, bitch!

Ahem.

So.

So, I just found out that Eden Wood is from/lives in Arkansas. 

Goodness.

I swear, living in Arkansas never gets boring.

Joop.

I saw a girl today with a Prada purse.

”I was like dayyyyyum.

I wonder if dats real”

Just Shut Up.

So

I eat like 1-3 salads a day for the past couple months.

I love salads and shit.

But I don’t go around wearing shirts with salads on them, celebrating a ”holiday” about salads, have to have salads with my friends every time I see them, I don’t sell salads secretly, talk about how “fulllll I am maaaan from my sallllad”. 

I mean the herrrrbs, man.

Gimme some of that green.

Some of that leafy plant.

Some of that fucking salad and spinach leaves for my salad.

Yeah, people don’t say that shit about salads, or anything really.

‘Cept weed.

But really I could care less if you like weed. But to make it every part of your life is retarded.

Like,

Shit guys.